As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents

Portraits are supposed to "look within," but in my opinion very few people have an interior significantly different from the read more

Portraits are supposed to "look within," but in my opinion very few people have an interior significantly different from the outside portrait.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential read more

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

I have been no more than a medium, as it were.

I have been no more than a medium, as it were.

I have raced against the clock since I went into advertising at the age of eighteen.

I have raced against the clock since I went into advertising at the age of eighteen.

Impressionism is the newspaper of the soul.

Impressionism is the newspaper of the soul.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

Art is the most passionate orgy within man's grasp.

Art is the most passionate orgy within man's grasp.