I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Advertising is the very essence of democracy.rn

Advertising is the very essence of democracy.rn

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

The product that will not sell without advertising will not sell profitably with advertising.

The product that will not sell without advertising will not sell profitably with advertising.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.