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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
