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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
