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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
