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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.