My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things -- wonder, hope, a dream read more

Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things -- wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its earth to concrete... babies are almost the only remaining link with nature, with the natural world of living things from which we spring.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for read more

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men