Maxioms by Joan Rivers
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you read more
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, read more
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — hurt, bitterness, grief, and, mostof all, fear.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.