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A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.