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Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.