If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and read more

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

An old man in love is like a flower in winter

An old man in love is like a flower in winter

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.