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    A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two read more

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Cute Quotes,
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When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing read more

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

by A. A. Milne Found in: Cute Quotes,
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You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

by Winnie The Pooh Found in: Cute Quotes, Smile Quotes,
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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

by Winnie The Pooh Found in: Cute Quotes,
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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, read more

Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.

by Shel Silverstein Found in: Cute Quotes,
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Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

by Ed Howe Found in: Babies Quotes,
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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.

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An old man in love is like a flower in winter

An old man in love is like a flower in winter

by Portuguese Proverb Found in: Cute Quotes,
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