Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow read more

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for read more

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking roses for a lifetime.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.