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    A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

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A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

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A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for read more

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men

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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

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Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

by Charles Dickens Found in: Babies Quotes,
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An old man in love is like a flower in winter

An old man in love is like a flower in winter

by Portuguese Proverb Found in: Cute Quotes,
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two read more

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Cute Quotes,
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Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

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When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing read more

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

by A. A. Milne Found in: Cute Quotes,
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