Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing read more

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like read more

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.