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    The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

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Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

by A New Mother Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are read more

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.

by Thomas C. Haliburton Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

by Charles Dickens Found in: Babies Quotes,
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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

by Joan Rivers Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

by Carl Sandburg Found in: Babies Quotes, Cute Quotes,
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Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

by Don Herold Found in: Babies Quotes,
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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."

by Jerome K. Jerome Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

by Carol Burnett Found in: Babies Quotes, Body Quotes,
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A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

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