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    My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

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A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for read more

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men

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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

by Louisa May Alcott Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.

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Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

by Deepak Chopra Found in: Babies Quotes,
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

by Jerry Seinfeld Found in: Babies Quotes,
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