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    My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

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A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

by Carl Sandburg Found in: Babies Quotes, Cute Quotes,
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

by Carol Burnett Found in: Babies Quotes, Body Quotes,
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

by Jerry Seinfeld Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

by Ed Howe Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but read more

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

by Louisa May Alcott Found in: Babies Quotes,
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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

by Deepak Chopra Found in: Babies Quotes,
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Babies Quotes,
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No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

by Amy Leslie Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not read more

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved.

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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