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    My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

by Jerry Seinfeld Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

by Carol Burnett Found in: Babies Quotes, Body Quotes,
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Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things -- wonder, hope, a dream read more

Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things -- wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its earth to concrete... babies are almost the only remaining link with nature, with the natural world of living things from which we spring.

by Eda J. Le Shan Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are read more

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy - the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.

by Thomas C. Haliburton Found in: Babies Quotes,
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

by Stephen Wright Found in: Babies Quotes,
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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

by Deepak Chopra Found in: Babies Quotes,
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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan read more

The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

by Mark Twain Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.

by A New Mother Found in: Babies Quotes,
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