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A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.