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    Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

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A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

by Ronald Knox Found in: Babies Quotes,
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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."

by Jerome K. Jerome Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

by Ambrose Bierce Found in: Babies Quotes,
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No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.

by Amy Leslie Found in: Babies Quotes,
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A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

by Carl Sandburg Found in: Babies Quotes, Cute Quotes,
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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

by Jerry Seinfeld Found in: Babies Quotes,
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It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.

by Deepak Chopra Found in: Babies Quotes,
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

by Carol Burnett Found in: Babies Quotes, Body Quotes,
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Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other.

by Ed Howe Found in: Babies Quotes,
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