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No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant.
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that read more
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he read more
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being read more
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
Those who say they "sleep like a baby" haven't got one.
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for read more
A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men
