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    I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

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There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

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A mother who is really a mother is never free.

A mother who is really a mother is never free.

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She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.

She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.

by Edmund Burke Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like read more

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

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Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

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Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

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The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

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