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    I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

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Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

by Anthony Brandt Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. read more

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett.

by Farrah Fawcett Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

by Maryon Pearson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.

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Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.

Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.

by Rubye Fields Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.

The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.

by Leigh Hunt Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

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