Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations. -Marge Piercy.

All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations. -Marge Piercy.

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!