Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.

Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women s, it fills all the room it finds.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

The society of women is the element of good manners.