Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, read more

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.

The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete read more

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a read more

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.