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All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.
Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.
Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would read more
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Every theory of love, from Plato down teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in read more
Every theory of love, from Plato down teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like read more
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
