If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he read more

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.

She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.