The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented read more

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. -Clare Booth Luce.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.