If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. -Betty Friedan.

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. -Betty Friedan.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?