Nobody can misunderstand a boy like his own mother. Mothers at present can bring children into the world, but this performance is apt to mark the end of their capacities. They can't even attend to the elementary animal requirements of their offspring. It is quite surprising how many children survive in spite of their mothers.
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.
