A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he read more

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know read more

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would read more

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.