A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are read more

We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are still but children with playthings.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].

Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.