The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.

She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.

She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.