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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the read more
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know read more
Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.
Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame read more
Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.
Diamonds never leave you... men do!
Diamonds never leave you... men do!
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
