Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they read more

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.