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    Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time wondering when a child will turn in.

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A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

by Stanley Baldwin Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

by Paul Geraldy Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

by Basta Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind read more

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

by Irwin Corey Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more

The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

by Angela Carter Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

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Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.

Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.

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The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be read more

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

by Linda Festa Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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