Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

I believe that the testing of the student's achievements in order to see if he meets some criterion held by read more

I believe that the testing of the student's achievements in order to see if he meets some criterion held by the teacher, is directly contrary to the implications of therapy for significant learning.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who read more

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.