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I hate women because they always know where things are.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
The man that blushes is not quite a brute.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
