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Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, read more
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn read more
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
