I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.

Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it read more

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.