All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations. -Marge Piercy.

All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations. -Marge Piercy.

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a read more

Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.