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You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
A good husband makes a good wife.
A good husband makes a good wife.
Woman was God's second mistake.
Woman was God's second mistake.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.