The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame read more

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the read more

Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the first accents that fell from thy tongue, and joined in thy innocent glee.