A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.