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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be read more
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a read more
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.
The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.
If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he read more
If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.