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A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

by Rudyard Kipling Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

by Dave Barry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete read more

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

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The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.

by Don Barthelme Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

by Clifton Fadiman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

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My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
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My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!

by John C Lehman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

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