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    What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

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They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented read more

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. -Clare Booth Luce.

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He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.

He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.

by Nicolas Bentley Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

by Mark Twain Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

by French Saying Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.

by Emile Gaboriau Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

by Rebecca West Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

by Caecilius Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind read more

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

by Irwin Corey Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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