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If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

by Shirley Bassey Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.

Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.

by Colette Dowling Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

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The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.

The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.

by Leigh Hunt Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does read more

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

by S. T. Coleridge Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

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In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn read more

In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.

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