The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind read more

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best read more

I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend, and my best friend's my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.