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Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know read more

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

by Evan Davis Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

by Johnny Carson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.

There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.

by Denis Diderot Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

by Stephen Stills Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

by Edward Dahlberg Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

by John Florio Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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