They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.