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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
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My wife read more
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a read more
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one
