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She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been read more
A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Never insult anyone by accident.
Never insult anyone by accident.
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if read more
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
