Its not its what your country can do for you what you could do for your country.

Its not its what your country can do for you what you could do for your country.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

To dispense with ceremony is the most delicate mode of conferring a compliment

To dispense with ceremony is the most delicate mode of conferring a compliment

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if read more

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures read more

I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception

Never compare what other do best but do compare what you do best.

Never compare what other do best but do compare what you do best.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.