She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, read more

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly read more

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.