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In the end, everything is a gag.
In the end, everything is a gag.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one read more
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This read more
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.
