If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world.
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in the world.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
A rich man's joke is always funny.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it read more
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
