If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.
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Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.
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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.
