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WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you read more
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
 My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke 
in the world.  
 My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke 
in the world. 
Humour has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Humour has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
 I never dare to write
 As funny as I can.  
 I never dare to write
 As funny as I can. 
Wit is cultured insolence.
Wit is cultured insolence.
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you read more
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"