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Puns are a form of humor with words.rn

Puns are a form of humor with words.rn

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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

by Fredrich Found in: Humor Quotes,
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a read more

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.

by Jack Handey Found in: Humor Quotes,
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There's the humour of it.

There's the humour of it.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Humor Quotes,
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.

That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.

by Horace Walpole Found in: Humor Quotes,
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I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

by Edward De Bono Found in: Humor Quotes,
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