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You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for read more
You only have to bat a thousand two things; flying and heart transplants. Everything else you can go 4 for five.
The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.
The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)
I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's read more
I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball.
Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
(on whether he had visited the Parthenon read more
I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
(on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece)
