Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Nature makes boys and girls lovely to look upon so they can be tolerated until they acquire some sense.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.

There are so many girls, and so few princes.