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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone read more
I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, "There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer read more
Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked.
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'